Theme Song: Jasmine/Fish Liang Jing Ru Middle
LOVE CONTRACT 05 Translator: innerouter2000 Timer: bludawn Editor: pear
Why are you drinking beer for no reason?
If you're not in a good mood, then say it.
Although we are always arguing,
...but if you need someone to talk to, I'll still lend a listening ear.
I feel like I really have a good heart.
I just rode past on my motorcycle.
I really wanted to ignore you.
However, I then saw you, a girl alone, sitting here late at night.
If it wasn't for my guilty conscience,
...I wouldn't come back to see what you were doing.
And it turned out...
You're here drinking beer.
I've been to a whole day of work, a whole day of class today.
I'm feeling very tired right now.
I really want to go home now.
Okay?
You should quickly finish drinking, and go home as well.
Right?
What are you doing here anyway?
A girl by herself, past midnight, sit...
Get up.
Stop playing around.
Are you sleeping, or are you drunk?
Get up.
Sit properly.
Stop moving!
Like to drink, huh?
Sit properly, sit upright!
How come you're still not awake?
Get up.
Get up!
Get up!!
Morning!
Get up.
Morning.
This way...
Get up!
It was a bit hard. Sorry.
Can you go tell Ken to get up?
Ken-chan, time to get up.
- Morning. - Such a treat.
- Eat breakfast? - Yes.
That's why I asked your uncle to wake you up.
Where's your uncle?
Oh, no!
Who are you?
Where is this place?
Ghost...
Oji-san.
Ghost!
Stop screaming.
Oji-san...
Uncle, what's happening?
How am I supposed to know?
Stop screaming. He's my uncle.
Who's inside?
Cut the noise!
Oji-san.
You've been over-frightened. You can still manage to eat?
Of course I can.
Because it's delicious.
If it's delicious, then come everyday.
How can I do that?
Wait a moment, on your face...
It's ok. You can come everyday.
Why do you treat her so well?
I was frightened as well.
That's not fair.
I originally wanted a daughter, but in the end, I didn't have one.
So, I adore her.
Then, why don't you foster her as your daughter?
Good idea.
From now on, just call me Gan Jiu foster uncle.
Are you agreeable to this arrangement?
Mom, stop fooling around.
Wait a moment.
What's happening?
They both have compatible faces.(like husband and wife)
Oh, yeah. They do!
That's right.
There really are a perfect match.
Who'll stay together till old.
Paired together by Heaven.
Jie Jie (older sister).
If that's so, why don't you just get her to be your daughter in law?
Okay!
I would gladly want a daughter in law like Xiao Feng.
Correct!
I'm going to class.
Take Xiao Feng with you.
However...
From the look of things, she didn't go home the whole night.
She doesn't have her bag and things.
Then, first take her home.
Yeah.
- That's not so good. - How isn't it?
Do you want to stay here?
Stay here and be my daughter in law?
If you go with him, you can just be my foster daughter then.
Quit messing around.
Fine, quickly take her home then.
Hurry up.
Siblings, love each other.
Don't fight.
This time, you acted really impetuously.
Like you didn't weren't part of it?
Even though I was involved, that's because...
Xiao Feng?
That's right. If it weren't for her,
...I wouldn't...
Get off.
How come Xiao Feng is together with Ken?
Hey! It really is Xiao Feng and Ken.
Why did you give me such an ugly helmet to wear?
Who told you to drink so much and not go home?
Ken took Xiao Feng to school.
Does that mean...
They see eye to eye now.
Love Contract...
- Has hope! - Has hope!
Hey. You two, don't get excited too early.
Even if you want to continue the Love Contract,
...it isn't necessarily that easy.
Why is that?
They looked like they were having a fight just then.
Couldn't you tell?
How about this?
I'll go look for Xiao Feng.
You go look for Ken.
And later, we'll exchange the information we find out.
Okay.
Why do you have to scare people?
I should be asking you that.
What's going on?
I don't know what you're thinking.
And you blame me.
How was I thinking about anything?
You dare say you didn't?
I saw it.
What did you see?
You're acting so sissy.
Did you come to school today by Ken's motorcycle?
Yes, and then?
Then... You two...
Are...
No way!
I'm telling you. If all the men in the world were dead,
...I still won't have anything to do with him.
Senior.
Wow, senior.
Your artwork is magnificent.
Look. The use of line, light, shadow...
And also, that layering is just too perfect.
But, is that egg...
Sorry, I'll pick it up for you.
Why are you here?
I... want to ask you something.
Ask then.
It's...
What's your view of Cheng Xiao Feng?
No view.
No? How can that be?
Don't be like this. Just think about it.
Do you still have a chance with her...
What do you think?
I'm telling you.
Even if the world was left with one girl,
...I wouldn't like that irritating girl.
You can have this.
Thank you, senior.
Nevermind.
Things such as love cannot be forced.
I think...
You guys should give up.
No way.
Why are you so persistent?
Lately, because of the Love Contract, you haven't been out with me.
Kai.
Don't sacrifice your own relationship for this joke.
I also think we shouldn't give up so easily.
What's up?
Lately, you and Xiao Xiao have been progressing well.
So, you want to share your sweet feeling with everyone, right?
I've said it thousands, millions of times.
There was no chance between Xiao Xiao and I.
There is no chance now.
There will be no chance in the future.
There will be no chance ever.
The relationship between you and Xiao Xiao...
...shouldn't be the focal point of today's discussion.
That's right. Now, let's return to the focal point.
How do we continue the Love Contract?
Don't look at me.
I don't know either.
According to the present situation...
If we want to pair Xiao Feng and Ken together,
...it's impossible.
If we can't settle both of them at once...
Then, we'll crack them separately.
So right now, what should we do?
Xiao Bai, you say it.
If Ken sees us putting in so much effort,
...he will be very happy.
We will grasp the moment when he's in a good mood to bring up the Love Contract.
Then he will have no second thoughts and agree to it.
And our plan will be successful!
Stop playing around. It's Ken.
1, 2...
What's he doing?
Don't know.
He's probably testing our sincerity.
Is he the suspicious kind?
He's a sensual person. That shouldn't be possible.
- 1, 2... - He's coming.
What are you trying to do?
Not letting you go.
- Not letting me go? - Yes.
Are you letting me go?
Are you in a bad mood?
Did sea monster piss you off again?
How do you know?
Even if I used my foot to think, I would still know.
Don't mention him anymore.
Why?
We are incompatible (clash in Chinese astrology).
Clairvoyants say... that's Fate.
Fate... do you know?
Fate.
You're really disgusting.
You just have to take that out.
Fate, fate.
Bastard.
Asshole.
Go to hell.
Who do you think you are?
What's the big deal about you?
You're not famous at all. Your acting skills are crap.
Actually, I don't like you one bit.
Deceived my youthfulness.
Scum, dickhead.
Hello?
Xiao Yun.
I'm at the police station.
These stupid police say I'm drunk, and must lock me up.
Quickly come and save me, okay?
Where are you?
Xiao Yun, you know I love you the most.
Quickly come and save me, okay?
You're drunk.
Okay, I know. I mistreated you.
Okay? Don't be angry.
Quickly come and save me.
I don't want to stay at this horrible place.
Quickly come and save me out of here!
I beg you, okay?
I beg you, quickly come. I beg you.
Okay?
Fine, I'll come soon.
- Stop messing around. - Let me go.
If you don't stop, I'll lock you up.
I'll sue you if you do that.
Then you have go in to sue me.
First go in and we have to take down your statement.
After that, you can go home.
Wait a moment. Where's my wife?
I've already contacted her. She'll be here soon.
She'll be here soon.
Your wife is here...
Honey, you're the best.
I knew you would come and save me.
Okay, everything's fine now.
They're so annoying. I'm not drunk.
Okay...
They kept saying that I'm drunk.
He can go home now.
Let's go home now...
Let's go in.
Come, come, come. Slowly.
Quickly take me home.
We'll quickly take you home.
I already told you I'm not drunk.
The feeling after finishing work is great .
I get to eat a meal cooked by Jin Gong for me.
Been wishing for that!
It's delicious.
It's yummy, isn't it?
I added in your plate a bit of nose snot.
Its salty but it is really yummy.
I have eaten ear wax.
It's bitter.
Nose snot is more delicious, isn't it?
Its salty but it is really yummy.
It's so late, and there's still a customer?
Sorry, we've already closed.
It's my friend.
Okay.
- Hello. - Hi.
Are you guys eating? I won't disturb then.
No, it's fine.
Looks like you haven't eaten?
Let's eat together.
Wait up...
Jin Gang-san.
Can you cook a dish?
She hasn't eaten yet.
Okay, okay.
Do you know that chick?
Isn't she the one who was on the news,
- ...with Si... - If you keep talking, I'll hit you.
- Okay. - Quickly go cook a dish.
- Okay? - Okay...
- Have a drink. - Thank you.
There are still two more dishes.
Jin Gang's cooking skills are number one.
Enjoy.
Don't be humble.
Gan Jiu!
I'm asking you, why did you make her cry?
I don't know.
You don't know? What do you mean you don't know?
She's crying, and you won't admit it.
How did you make her cry?
Tell me, did you add a lot of nose snot?
What do you mean add nose snot? I only add nose snot for you to eat.
Not for her to eat.
It's empty.
Rubbish, of course it's empty. It's in your set of teeth...
Okay. You guys, stop arguing.
I just thought of something sorrowful. That's why I cried.
Look how much you've cooked. How can I finish it all myself?
Let's eat together.
- Okay! - Okay!
We should be telling you that.
Chopsticks...
Over here.
Here...
Thank you Miki-san.
You're welcome.
You can come often in future.
I will.
I'm leaving now.
- Okay. - Bye bye.
There's something I don't know if I should say or not.
Say it.
I'm Japanese.
There are some morals that are consistent in both Taiwan and Japan.
Although this is none of my business...
If it's possible,
...please leave that guy.
Sorry.
I'll just walk you till here.
From now on, whether you're happy or not,
...remember to come and visit me.
Okay.
- Bye bye. - Bye bye.
Great.
You managed to buy Xiao Long big bun, Da Long little bun. (meaning small tray of big buns & big tray of small buns)
Then give them to me.
Thanks.
Also...
If you don't come to kendo training today,
...you're dead meat.
Kai.
How come you have time to come today?
I was forced into it.
You haven't been to training for so long.
Xiao Feng won't let you off so easily.
If I don't go to hell, who would?
Xiao Feng.
I've come today.
I can see.
But you haven't been here for so long.
First, go over there and strike five hundred times.
Five hundred?!
Correct.
Use this one.
Isn't that too big?
No. Go.
Go.
Continue practicing. What are you looking at?
1, 2, 3...
4, 5, 6...
7...
Are you being lazy?
8, 9, 10...
Faster.
11...
Zhang Yuan Bao, don't run!
Come over here.
You two are really die-hard buddies.
You both don't come together.
Now, you both come together.
Okay.
Since everyone is practicing,
...you can't escape it either.
I'll give you something special.
You use this one.
You know what you have to do.
Go.
Stupid Kai, who told you to stop?
Start all over again. One thousand strikes.
Zhang Yuan Bao, you too.
One thousand strikes.
Not so hard!
Okay...
I'll do it gently.
Kai, why did we do this?
Didn't we say that the Love Contract...
...is actually a prank on Xiao Feng?
How come we're are being being picked on?
We are already half-dead.
You looked for trouble yourselves.(Portugese)
Mu Tou, what are you mumbling?
I said...
You guys looked for trouble yourselves.
If you continue with the contract in this state,
...it's just a waste of time and effort.
I really don't understand.
What are you guys persistent about?
Exactly, look and you and Xiao Bai.
You've been over worked like this.
I think you shouldn't be so compelling.
No way.
The more they like to play tricks on us,
...the more I want to persevere.
I don't believe I can't match them up.
Xiao Bai.
You have the same opinion as me, right?
Irritating guy matches with irritating girl.
Such a perfect match.
We have to bring them together.
Then I will feel that I have taken my revenge.
Jie (older sister), what are you doing?
Nothing much.
Really?
Let me look at what this is.
- Simon, I don't want to be the third party in the relationship! -
You still can't forget that bastard?
It's not that.
I think you still want to be together with him.
Have you forgot how Dad had affairs since we were little, and all the pain it brought us...
Have you really forgotten?
Why so you still want the third party of an affair?
I also don't want to.
I also hope to date normally.
You don't understand.
That's right.
I don't understand. You guys knows it best.
Simon.
Let's see each other at the usual place.
Now.
You're still angry?
Then, how come you're ignoring me?
Let's break up.
Everything's going well. Why do you bring that up again, honey?
I don't want to continue on like this.
If it wasn't for money...
Who would want to go home and face that yellow faced woman day and night?
Xiao Yun, trust me. Give me another two years.
Really, in the time of two years, I will divorce her for sure.
At that time when I receive the money,
...we will go overseas.
At that time, we will go and travel the world.
Do you think that's a good idea?
You are the most ruthless man I've seen.
How can you treat your wife like that?
Did you ever think about how hurt your daughter will be?
I can't carry on with this mistake.
I don't want to see you ever again.
Xiao Yun, I won't let you go.
- Let go. - I won't let you leave.
- Let go of me. - Let go of her!
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Shut up!
To all customers...
We would like to close the shop for today.
I'll pay for your drinks.
If you stay here and something happens, I won't be responsible.
Leave now.
Leave!
Who are you? You dare push me?
I am her friend.
A man picking on a girl...
How embarrassing.
If you dare touch her again,
...I'll hit you.
Friend? She's my girlfriend. I can do whatever I want to do.
What's it got to do with you? Piss off!
- Quickly go. - Why?
- Thanks. - Go, go.
- Wake up, will you? - Xiao Yun.
- It's so cold. - Let go of me...
Xiao Yun!
Quickly go!
Xiao Yun!
Who is it?
Cut the noise!
I told you to shut up! Have you heard me?!
What are you yi ah-ing about?!
You're talking rubbish?!
So it's you, the scum.
Midnight... Past midnight, and you're making so much noise.
Don't you feel that it's very...
...very inconsiderate?
Can you hear what I'm saying?
Annoying idiot!
Stand still, will you!
You've keep repeating 1, 2 ...
Aren't you tired?
Screaming and yelling...
Aren't you tired?
Are you thirsty?
What?
I'm asking you, are you thirsty?
Are you thirsty?
Of course!
That's right.
Drink beer.
Are you in a bad mood?
I'll make you feel better.
Look.
Can you see it?
What about it?
My head can be a beer can holder.
Everyone can do that.
How's that possible?
See, you can't.
I can.
It must be that I'm not in a good state today.
My title for flat-headed man isn't for show, you know?
I also have another unique skill.
What is it?
Look at my eyelashes.
I can sweep my hair.
You really can!
Can you see this clearly?
I'm looking at it right now.
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